Plus Size Style Tips When Wearing These 5 Styles and Prints
April, 8 2017 by hauteshewrote
Some would rather a woman sized 14 and higher stick to the sorry list of what's considered appropriate (i.e. heavy duty trash bags, moo moo dresses, solids, and mom jeans).
There are still others holding on to a long list of what plus size women should not wear including florals, stripes, bodycon and more.
In keeping with society's aim of acceptance and tolerance, I had an epiphany just the other night. It occurred to me that there may be a plausible explanation to some of these standards.
Bare with me as I explain:
Flowers attract bees. Bees make honey. Honey is sweet...and dangerous for diabetics. You're a danger to Diabetics.
It may actually be in the interest of society if you steer clear of florals when in the company of people with a severe sweet tooth.
Lines creates confusion for the directionally challenged. How will your enemies know your next move?
Keep them guessing...
Not everyone can handle your shine.
Protect yourself for naysayers...and the sun. Wear sunscreen and sunglasses just to be on the safe side.
TIGHT FITTING CLOTHING
Remember when Destiny's Child sang "I don't think they can handle this"? I'm here to tell you, 'THEY CAN'T.
I suggest handing out gloves to help them get a grip.
CAPES & WIDE LEGGED PANTS
Well this one is really obvious. Your super power is intimidating enough.
Be sure to perch your hands on your hips and raise your head high!
Doesn't it all make sense now?
The problem isn't with you or what you're wearing. It's the warped mentality of a narrow minded people. So, here's to 2017 being the year of florals, stripes, bodycon dresses, bright colors and capes.